有感而发

脑里想了很多的东西，但又不知要写些什么，所以还是继续把它收在心里吧。矛盾。逃避。

Steps in getting a girlfriend

Step 1: Select a target.
Step 2: Get close to the target.
Step 3: Add her on Facebook.
Step 4: Wait for her approval.
Step 5: Check her relationship status.
Step 6: A. If she is single, then, wish you all the best.
           B. If she is not, please repeat Step 1 to Step 6.

Nowadays, it is just that simple to chase a girl, isn't it?